Ricky vs Rick

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he was the earth, you are the sun
he was a freak, you are quick
he was warm, you are cold
he was touching, you are hot
he was down to earth, you are a high flying bird
he was chub-cheeked, you are skinny
he was corky, you are so mysterious that it seems that you have no colon
he was tierd of living, you are a king
you shine beauty, he was a gentleman
you are suave, he was the eternal one

one has charm, the other beauty
but the two are precious

i'm gonna kick my heads just to tell you happy new year

but always remember

I FEAR AUTOMATIC COS I'M PLATONIK

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Jan 2, 2016 0:02:46 GMT @ismileinmysleep said:

I FEAR AUTOMATIC COS I'M PLATONIK

 not with bears.....

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Jan 3, 2016 16:53:16 GMT @ouchubby said:

Jan 2, 2016 0:02:46 GMT @ismileinmysleep said:

I FEAR AUTOMATIC COS I'M PLATONIK

 not with bears.....

definitely yes...
he loved me even if i was bad cos he had all the goodness of the world
my dream is to live with him in a farm cos he had the goodness of peasants
and cos all those urban tricks the thin knows don't impress me
i will be his naughty cow
the most important thing is not to look younger but to deserve the life god has given to us
i will sell my soul to a bear, not a sneak
lately when i was drunk i said that i understand why you don't have to change
alcool is definitely not the truth
if i change my mind then i'm an @sshole

i was bad, now i'm good, why not you?

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melancholy is a mental illness
schizophrenia too

stop being a nosy parker

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neither of them
i can see the flaws of each one
the first one is too fat to f**k
the second is too thin to love
and i need these two functions for my balance
sorry i'm drunk and that's the truth

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don't cry cry baby


la femme parfaite est une chimère elle n'existe pas elle a disparu après s'etre autodétruite choisissant ça à vendre son ame au diable elle a laissé la place à quelqu'un de misérable et plus on est pauvre plus on reve de ne rien faire tu n'es pas quelqu'un d'entier qui apprécie les qualités et les défauts d'une meme personne il te faut exploiter le coté que tu veux dans chaque femme qui te plait en plus tu es un homme facile et tu ne peux pas oublier le passé le feu te tire vers le bas et plus on est riche plus on est vicieux mais puisque la femme idéale a disparu tu ne dois pas etre blamé pour etre toi meme encore moins pour ne pas etre un saint je souhaite de tout mon coeur qu'elle redisparaisse c'est la seule issue possible

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cos he has no willy
good title eh?

it's you the smart one, "willy of the earth"
just do the f**k you want
when it's all 7alal

OMFG to f**k 7alal
sounds to me like to rape 7alal


ouchhhhhhhhhhhh it's gonna be the end of the world if you can't be clever without being sexy

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this body holding him reminds him of his own morality
but not only in the good way
she is rubbishly good and has the goodness of thieves
the thing that makes her proud is that she can live without the night
cos the weight of the night is too heavy if she can't wake up free like kids
that's what makes slaves sad and busy and thieves raining and lazy
and a lazy whore is not good for heaven

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how are you my dear?
hope you know how to protect yourself from toxic water
you don't deserve to be sad
you are better than a flower

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that's the very normal new me
better than you princess

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for nothing in the world a fly would let you cut her wings to be an ant
cos for a fly being jealous means change and cut her wings
as a princess would never leave her comfort

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what if...
 
...no more fchouch???

[headintheclouds]

Hope you and all those alter egos of yours have the loveliest of Easters.



While I'm here...
For those who might not be aware...
Clocks go forward this weekend...
YAY - more daylight!

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to talk is not smart
to be silent is not beautiful
to be always dissatisfied is not fascinating
you are the art of not doing these
but too much quality cannot kill you
it's just that kings need female slaves to clean up their guts